Office of human registration · Solana · humans only

Connecting the internet againwith dickbutt.

Ten million humans. One face each. Every holder gets dickbuttified and added to the registry. The count below is live. It only goes one way.

Humans registeredsnapshot

2,364/ 10,000,000

0.024% complete9,997,636 seats left

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Form DB-1 · Application for registration

Get dickbuttified

Upload your face. Drag the dickbutt into place. Save your PFP, then print your registration card and post it.

1 Your face

Upload a photo or your current PFP

2 Place the applicant

size

tilt

3 Name on the record

Drag on the picture to move him.

Form DB-2 · Background check

Pulled live from RugCheck and DexScreener every time you load the page. No promises, just the file.

Subject: $DICKBUTTIFIERsnapshot · 18 Oct

Market cap

$73,000

Volume · 24h

$447,000

Buys vs sells · 24h

3,414 buys2,779 sells

Form DB-3 · Public register

Every face up here walked in human and walked out dickbuttified. There is a seat with your name on it.

you, soon

2,000-something down. 9,99x,xxx to go.

Form DB-4 · Instructions

Takes about two minutes. Bring SOL.

Phantom or Solflare, on your phone or as a browser extension. Write the seed phrase down on paper. Show nobody.

Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address.

Open Jupiter or pump.fun, paste the CA above, swap. Congratulations. You are registered.